Did You Ever Wonder?

Did you ever wonder when someone calls you they ask what are you doing? Instead of what where you doing?

Did you ever wonder why there are so many blondes walking around that are actual blondes and not blondes with some help?

Did you ever wonder why when you were called to the principles office for a fight and the other guy wasn’t there?

Did you ever wonder why ladies can’t seem to go to the restroom alone?

Did you ever wonder why people yell and scream at what’s going on in the nations capital but never seem to have time to take out the trash?